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Tuesday 6 May 2008

News...

Don't die in January, it's too expensive: The callous council which charges more for funerals at times of 'peak demand'. Talk about profiteering.

Desperate Barack Obama begs Democrats: Help me finish Hillary. He will start blubbering next!!

15,000 dead and up to 30,000 missing after Burma cyclone. How many had bullet holes in them? There is nothing like a natural disaster for 'cleaning up' the oppostion.

Miss Great Britain and the Beauties For Britain party to take on daughter of late Labour MP Gwyneth Dunwoody in by-election. My moneys is on Miss GB. I think the British public are just about ready to start voting for 'individual' candidates.

Pasta sales fall in Italy as prices soar. I don't suppose pizza prices are dropping either.

England to be most crowded in Europe. What's this 'to be'!! We are already overpopulated time to raise the drawbridge.

US military chief in overstretch warning on Iran. Just how many sailors does it takes to launch a full nuclear strike?

Men 'not interested in sex'. What next, cats that are not interested in mice!!!

Out of Africa: a growing threat to Europe from al-Qaeda's new allies. What about the ones in the media and left-wing political parties!! The effing liberals will get us all killed.

3 comments:

Brian said...

Re the increased funeral charges in January. Doubtless Mr Worstall and his acolytes would say it's the free market's way of balancing supply and demand. Isn't the council just acting like a private company would?

Nota reargunner said...

Do you mean the Liberal Party. Their leadership has been recently too busy shagging secretaries, drunk, senile or getting Gleggover to do anything of worth. Did you see Paddy Pantsdown on Question Time? I've never seen him look so haggard since he was led on his back outside a Belfast police station with hundred of Catholic harridans laughing their socks off at him.

Anonymous said...

I had a cat that was beyond uninterested in mice so it's plausible. It was even afraid of dead mice. Was adopted for mouse control. Shelter wouldn't take it back so a 9x19 took it to the next world. It had a month to learn it's job, shame people can't be dealt with in the same way when they prove useless.