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Friday, 16 May 2008

Light news.....

From hijacker to airport cleaner. You couldn't make it up!!

Oil price rise tax windfall 'is enough to scrap October's 2p rise in petrol duty'. Dream on, the Gov needs every penny it can scrape together.

Euro 2008: al-Qa'eda threatens terrorist attack. Another threat from the cave-dwellers.

Texas invaded by 'crazy Raspberry' ants. Well it makes a change from Mexicans.

Files linking Hugo Chavez to rebels 'not faked'. He is a bug that needs squashing.

Rioting Rangers fans ‘threat to England’s World Cup bid’. We don't want the World Cup and after the farce of the Olympics we will never be allowed to host anything again.

McCain: I will win Iraq, kill bin Laden and start President's Question Time. Not unless he gets rid of the State Department and all the rest of the Beltway Bozos who cock everything up. Whitehall is the same, nothing but an expensive nuisance.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well perhaps the Rangers fans have done us a service if they have stopped us getting the world cup - up the 'gers