You might be friom Flori-Duh if:

..You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.

..A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.

..Your winter coat is made of denim.

..You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.

..Anything under 70 is chilly.

..You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.

..You could swim before you could read.

..You have to drive north to get to The South.

..You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.

..You think New York drivers licenses should only be valid in New York .

..Flip-flops are everyday wear.

..Shoes are for business meetings and church.

H/T Shelly