You know Tony Said his cock was this big!!!! Ha ha !!! let me tell you if WAS there realy was WMD, say I would get some cash on McLain winning the Whitehouse, it will soften the blow of loosing!
brown;wees got fried chicken an sum o dem big ol melons an wen yo full up dey give you money fo it? oooooeeeee,ooooooeeeee obama;go and get to fuck you useless jock retard!
Minister: Would you like another schnitzengruben? Obama: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. Minister: Well how about a little... [whispers in his ear] Obama: [shocked] Baby. I'm not from Havana.
H/T Liz B
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I knew this black chap when I was a student. I discovered he was built like this when we went rocking horse riding together.
"You drop 'em, Boy, and I'll catch 'em"
"You cain't cos you di'ver too much!"
"And Blairs arse was just like this."
"Well Prime Minister, was that Tony's or Sher'rees?"
"I'm telling you - some of them have got them this big ..."
If its this big it will fit in my arse no problem!
I could put both hands up eds arse and clap I swear it was this wide!
Just like that.
I'm sure we can cement Anglo/American relations Barack, if you've got one this big.
"I'm so glad you could make time in your busy schedule for this meeting, Mr Obama."
"Sure thing, Mr ... er ... Brown. I have an important appointment after I've been to the latrine, so please be brief."
Has Britain ever had a more ineffectual Prime Minister than this one ???
Invisible cat's cradle stumps the kindergarten candidate.
When I leave politics I'm having a boob job just like Jordan.
You know Tony Said his cock was this big!!!! Ha ha !!! let me tell you if WAS there realy was WMD, say I would get some cash on McLain winning the Whitehouse, it will soften the blow of loosing!
I think you were in my arse about this deep!
brown;wees got fried chicken an sum o dem big ol melons an wen yo full up dey give you money fo it?
oooooeeeee,ooooooeeeee
obama;go and get to fuck you useless jock retard!
Minister: Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?
Minister: Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!
Minister: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Obama: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Minister: Well how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Obama: [shocked] Baby. I'm not from Havana.
Bill said you were trouble from when you were this size
Hiliary said if we measure the rope correctly your feet should be about this far off the ground
Two cunts out for a walk.
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