The Sunday Best....

Drilling for oil to start in Falkland Islands. We are going to need a much bigger navy.

Dutch fear attacks over Islam film. We are at war with Islam and have been for centuries, so can we have a little more action and a little less hysteria!!

KGB plot fears as London oligarch vanishes and traces of blood are found in his mansion. Putin and his cronies need putting back in their place.

Labour MP brands Geoff Hoon 'stupid' over embryo vote. Stupid assumes that the Hoonatic has a brain. He doesn't. One of Labour's most worthless MPs.

'Bring private schools under state control', says Britain's biggest teacher's union. I have a better idea, ban the NUT and it's members from teaching. Ther bullshit socialist policies have destroyed the British education system. They are at best trotskiite scum.

Princes to raise party millions to help soldiers wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan. Well done boys. The Government should be ashamed at the way they treat our forces.

After trying to gag coronor Des Browne bids to silence MoD whistleblower. Browne is pathetic. He has no place in British politics.

General David Petraeus stays focused in Iraq. The surge works and everybody loves the guy. If the media hadn't spent the first 4 years of the war supporting the enemy and undermining the whole campaign things may have improved a lot sooner.

Secret council tax database penalises homes with a view. Methinks it is time that the English rise up and reclaim their country for the corrupt and incompetant political classes.

Dementia timebomb 'will hit 1.2m'. That's not including the liberals who are all effing demented.

'80 Taliban had surrounded me, I had to keep on firing'. Good lad.

Barack Obama: toxic mentors start to corrode pristine campaign. Has there ever been a 'clean' Democrat?

Meet the families where no one's worked for THREE generations - and they don't care. Effing scroungers. Stop all their benefits and take away the house. Let them live in the gutter where they belong.

Ruck off, you nancy Aussies. Clarkypoos on the Aussies attempts to change the rules of Rugby so they can win a game!! and the Porsche Cayenne GTS



Spotlight on Zimbabwe...

Mugabe opponent warns ahead of election. Doh! Mugabe has rigged every ballot in Zimbabwe's history. If you want him out, shoot him.

Robert Mugabe ‘cannot win election – but he can still steal it'. If he 'wins' we have to go in and chuck him out. Half a dozen paras and the MOD tealady should be able to do it.

Zimbabwe: white farmer Mike Campbell mounts last stand over land grab. A brave man who needs support from us all. Dubya needs to get involved over Zimbabwe before it is too late. The Chinese are already all over the country.



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