To be implanted in Communist/Jihadist/Islamofascists foreheads by God fearing, hard working, freedom lovers.
When properly done, will allow the implantee to speak to God instantly.
Comes in various sizes:
Implantee may or may not get to choose size.
May contain some information or precious metals:
May or may not be painless. Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at injection site.
Free delivery courtesy of the US and UK Military.
H/T Nebraska Bob
Monday, 24 March 2008
Introducing: The Patriot Micro Chip
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Also available to fit UK politicians only difference is a large cross cut in the front.
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