Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow Job & Shut the Hell Up Day.'Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the
holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the
rest of the day! That's it!
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Hell Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.
H/T Thomas Harris
Monday, 18 February 2008
March 20th, the Man's Day...
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This derives from Chris Rock's famous line, "Every man wants just 3 things: food; sex; some peace and quiet. Feed me; fuck me; shut the fuck up!"
Oh, You'll Get A Push...
Used to be March 14, one month after. What happened? Too obvious? Even the blondes were catching on? Been celebrating this one on and off for 4 or 5 years now. (Some are more amenable to the idea than others.)
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