Humour of sorts...

A history teacher asks a class full of kids "What was Churchill famous for?"
A kid at the back shouts out "He was the last f**king white man to be called Winston!"
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What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?
About 2.3 pounds including the urn.
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I said to the wife, "I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' "
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What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair?
Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists.
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A man says to his wife "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time".
His wife replies "You've got a bigger todger than your brother"

H/T Pete Hurrell