HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK:

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it ' Hillary Rodham Clinton '.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you. 'Do you really want to get rid of ' Hillary Rodham Clinton ?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.

H/T Don Emslie