Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you 'touch and go.'
Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes operate inverted.
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you
have flown before.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't complain if you hose them down.
Airplanes don't mind if you like to look at other airplanes.
Airplanes can get high without throwing up.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like a woman, it's a bad thing.
Just Remember, if its got wings, wheels, or tits it's gonna give you problems!
H/T Shelly
Monday, 18 February 2008
AIRPLANES VS WOMEN
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5 comments:
very good theo...however...an airplane cannot do all of those things a woman can do...
i was making a list...but it ended up getting me excited and a bit frustrated so i will leave it to your imagination...:)
Daisy you tease!!
Aeroplanes
okay okay theo...just one...
a woman can suck you like a hoover and it is a good thing...where if you get sucked like a hoover by an airplane, it's definately baddddd
A hoover Daisy!
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