The Sunday Best....

Bin Laden's son wants British visa - so he and his grandmother bride can live in Cheshire and have a surrogate baby. If he tells us where Grand-Dad is holed up we will think about it!!

Hotel chief: British staff are unemployable compared to bright, smiling and hardworking Poles. A sad indictment of modern Britain.

Hillary Clinton faces recount over rival's 'vote rig' claims. Highly probable. The Clintons and honesty have yet to be formally introduced.

Fury as minister brands army kit shortage complaints 'absolute bollocks' in obscene Commons outburst. Ship the asshole out to Afghanistan for 6 months and let him see for himself.

What next for Blair ... Viscount Dodgy of Dossier? I would love to see his and his wifes tax returns!!

Army hero left to die by failings at MoD. It is time for the MOD to be called to account for their constant failings. Heads must roll.

Dirt begins to fly at Obama. This is going to get nasty.

Iran’s Revolutionary Guard in secret Iraq talks with US. We should have IED'd the bastard.

Anti-war Soros funded Iraq study. He needs a bloody good slap.

This has been my perfect week. Clarkypoos on the Eco-nazis.

Mazda MX-5 It’s far too cool for you, Mr Footballer

Muslim girl afraid of forced marriage was murdered, says coroner. What a 'nice' religion Islam is.