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Gordon Brown condemns 'incompetent' Hain as he begs watchdogs to spare Minister in donations row. He is therefore unfit to be a minister. Sack him immeadiately.

TV presenter awarded £2,000 compensation for arrest following 'one-legged, lesbian lorry driver' speech. Good sense at last.

A third jail for foreigners is planned as just 111 accept Government 'bribe' to go home. Shut the borders and start deporting. We are now full. And while we are at it we should deport some of the workshy slackers clogging up the benefits system.

Fee-paying schools must take poor pupils. Why? More socialist rubbish. Let's all be as thick as a liberal.

House prices drop 'at fastest rate in 15 years'. My heart bleeds.

US wants stronger terror checks on travellers from Europe. Don't blame them. Europe is heading towards calamity.

Outcry as Muslim Marks & Spencer worker refuses to sell book on Christianity, calling it unclean. Deportation for this one.