Memorable non-Quotes form 2007 - What they should have said..........

New England Patriots football coach Bill Belichick: "Nobody ever says, 'It's
only a game' when his team is winning."

President Bush after being roasted at the White House Correspondents'
Association dinner: "I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this
wasn't it."

Bill Clinton on his political skills: "Never do card tricks with the group
you play poker with."

Sen. Hillary Clinton on her instinct for the jugular: "My politics are
borrowed from Mike Tyson, who said, 'Everybody has a strategy until I hit
them.' "

Bill Clinton on a mean-spirited attack on Sen. Barack Obama by one of his
wife's top aides: "Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain."

Mitt Romney on his multiple shifts in policy: "A truth that's told with bad
intent beats all the lies it can invent."

Mike Huckabee on his unabashed conservatism: "Always drink upstream from the
herd."

Connecticut Sen. Joseph Lieberman on Democrats who didn't support his
independent campaign: "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a
friend."

Paul Bremer on his role as head of Iraq's Coalition Provisional Authority:
"Anytime you have a fifty-fifty chance of getting something right, there's a
90 percent probability you will get it wrong."

President Bush on Congress's Democratic leadership: "They have delusions of
adequacy."

H/T Shelly