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Sunday, 6 January 2008

Clarkypoos at large.....


And another thing – I’m the motormouth you want in No 10. PROFILE Clarkypoos.

If I ruled the world, by Jeremy Clarkson

Unhand my patio heater, archbishop.

Clear off, nitwit - I’ll rebuild this hospital.

Daihatsu Materia. Just a couple of tweaks and it’s an iPhone on wheels

PM Clarkson's real manifesto.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Theo,

Fun blog, especially liked some of the videos, totty is top quality too.

As for Clarkson, I am presently begging the Libertarian Party to get in touch with him (and we really will make him PM :-).

My old man always says the best Gvnt is the one that does the least.

turn said...

G'day Theo,

I have many dead ancestors in the UK. Can they vote for Clarkson like the dead do in the US?

Please send a link to acquire absentee ballots.

Thanks.

All those dead ancestors will be grateful.

Anonymous said...

Clarkson regarding a referendum on the EU constitution:

"I should like to say that I like the idea of a common Europe with the same money, the same airport trolleys, the same plug sockets and the same property laws.

I like the idea that I could work in Greece or France and it’d be just the same as working in Swindon.

I also like the idea of a giant European state tempering American stupidity and Chinese economic might.

I would therefore vote YES in a referendum
"